If Harrison Barnes could create his own shot pirates would percieve angry bunnies and Anthony Davis would shave his unibrow and bring peace to the country of Tyler Zeller. That would make Cody Zeller jealous and go crying at the feet of Shabazz Napier and Austin Rivers would grow chest hair. Jack Kiley only has one ball but will not win 6 titles a the Tour De France and Bryce Harper's mohawk is not to be taken lightly.